Sometimes the Archbishop of Canterbury gets sad. He gets sad when he has to wave goodbye to his favourite kitten, who has grown up and gets on a train to London to assert teh indipendance and maybe get to interview the Queen. Instead kitten-now-grown ends up working as a Sales Advisor in Boots, but only part-time 'cause it can't reach the high shelves. David Cameron cuts income support for kittehs 'cause he doesn't think that being born cat is a good enough reason for welfare benefits. The Archbishop of Canterbury is sad about this too. He hopes kitten-now-grown will come home some day. Kitten would be welcomed with open arms, but wouldn't be petted too much if kitten wasn't feeling like it. If you see kitten, please tell.
